MAGAZINE #9​
YOU MUST BE JOKING ...
What's got six wheels and flies?
A Dustcart.
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I don't often tell Dad jokes - but when I do, he usually laughs.
My wife told me she was leaving me.
She said she could no longer put up with my obsession with The Monkeys.
At first I thought she was joking - then I saw her face ...
Five ants went into a house.
There were five ants already there. They became tenants.
Jamie and Susie were at work when Susie said to Jamie, “I’m bored with this. I’m going to try to get the day off”.
When their boss came back into the room, Susie was hanging upside down from the rafters. Looking very confused, the boss asked her what she was doing. Susie said, “I’m a light bulb”.
Being a compassionate person, the boss said, “I think you might have been overdoing it a bit lately, Susie. You should take the rest of the day off and see how you feel tomorrow. Susie collected her coat and bag and started to leave. Jamie was following her.
The boss said to Jamie, “Where do you think you’re going?” Jamie replied, “I’m not staying here working in the dark”.